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Lavrov: Russia intends to outline concrete steps to resolve issues in Karabakh Armenia President signs decree on calling snap parliamentary elections on June 20 Armenia President petitions to Constitutional Court Armenia legislature convenes special session to consider new Electoral Code Latvia parliament recognizes Armenian Genocide 145 new cases of COVID-19 confirmed in Armenia Armenia acting Deputy PM receives Iran Ambassador Azerbaijanis advance in territory of Nor Ghazanchi village of Karabakh's Martakert again, negotiations underway Lebanon official to Armenians: You were killed by sword, we—by famine, blockade, but culprit is one Al-Arabia: 10,000 people parade with torches in Yerevan in memory of 1.5 million Armenians killed in Ottoman Turkey Greek PM expects to meet with Erdogan in the near future Armenia Ombudsman on protest held in front of Prosecutor General's Office


Դատավորն ասաց բաժանվող տղամարդուն. «Քո կինը շատ գեղեցիկ է, ո՞վ չէր երազի այդպիսի կին ունենալ, իսկ դու ուզում ես բաժանվել», իսկ տղամարդու պատասխանը գետնին տապալեց բոլորին

LIFE
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Մի մարդ գնում է դատավորի մոտ և ասում է,  որ ցանկանում է ամուսնալուծվել կնոջից: Դատավորը սկսում է նրան համոզել, որ հետ կանգնի այդ մտքից:

— Քեզ համար շատ դժվար կլինի, մի բաժանվիր:

— Ինձ համար ավելի հեշտ ու լավ կլինի:

Նրանք երկար վիճեցին, և վերջապես դատավորն ասաց.

— Քո կինը շատ գեղեցիկ է, նա այնքան հմայիչ է, աչք է շոյում, բոլորը գիտեն նրա արժանիքները, ցանկացած տղամարդ կերազի այդպիսի կին ունենալ, իսկ դու ցանկանում ես բաժանվել:

Տղամարդը  կոշիկը  հանեց և դրեց դատավորի առաջ:

— Ինչո՞ւ ես ինձ ցուցադրում քո կոշիկը:

— Ինչ կասես, լավ կոշիկ է, չէ՞, հիանալի է, տեսնում ես ինչ գեղեցիկ է, ովքեր տեսնում են, բոլորը հիանում են, այն մարդու աչք է շոյում և բոլորը  ցանկանում են ունենալ այսպիսի կոշիկ, և գրողը տանի, միայն ես գիտեմ, թե ինչպես է այս սրիկան սեղմում ոտքս:

 

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